Avacado Redux

General fan of the internet. Children's bookseller. Contributor to Worn Fashion Journal, Rookie Mag, The Toast, and sometimes other places. Tall.

TWITTER
Wait, one more. Here I am, trying to get off of a giant swan. (I couldn’t do it. I’m still on the swan. Please forward all my mail.)

Wait, one more. Here I am, trying to get off of a giant swan. (I couldn’t do it. I’m still on the swan. Please forward all my mail.)

halekathleen:

ladyhistory:

That sounds just like something Ben Franklin would say to a talking jug of juice.


I’m with you BF

halekathleen:

ladyhistory:

That sounds just like something Ben Franklin would say to a talking jug of juice.

Iโ€™m with you BF

The thing about sharing an apartment with three other people

I keep coming home from the night before ten minutes before I have to leave for work, all sweaty (cause it’s summer) all muddy (cause it was raining out and I wear short skirts + flip flops EVERYWHERE) and there is a long line for the shower so it’s all I can do to swipe on some deodorant, change my outfit, tie my hair up, and hope nobody at the store notices.

my dress matched the record

my dress matched the record

this girl. ๐Ÿ™‹

this girl. ๐Ÿ™‹

super pissed off

my best friend is on vacation and is having a great time and i really wish she were here with me in my roach-infested apartment listening to me complain about fights i’ve gotten into on the internet this week.