Avacado Redux

General fan of the internet. Children's bookseller. Contributor to Worn Fashion Journal, Rookie Mag, The Toast, and sometimes other places. Tall.

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i laughed too long and too hard at this.

(Source: sandandglass)

never-nude:

guy-incognito:

Just sharing a zen moment with Jabba the Hutt… I mean, Nigel the Pug.

What the fuck is my dog even?

never-nude:

guy-incognito:

Just sharing a zen moment with Jabba the Hutt… I mean, Nigel the Pug.

What the fuck is my dog even?

never-nude:

guy-incognito:

Waiting for never-nude to get out of the shower.

I like how she delicately placed a tennis ball right by the tub so that I’d know exactly what to do when I was done. 

never-nude:

guy-incognito:

Waiting for never-nude to get out of the shower.

I like how she delicately placed a tennis ball right by the tub so that I’d know exactly what to do when I was done. 

sooo many winky face emojis

i told caitlin im bad at sexting and then she let me send her a bunch of sexts to practice because i don’t understand boundaries

when u send a sext to the guy you’ve been dating for a month and there’s silence on the other end for two days and you wonder if you should have maybe not used so many winky emoji.

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

heyfunniest:

Someone took a candid photo of a fight in Ukranian Parliament that is as well-composed as the best renaissance art.

(via natashavc)

maudelynn:

Before the availability of the tape recorder and during the 1950s, when vinyl was scarce, people in the Soviet Union began making records of banned Western music on discarded x-rays.

via http://www.vinyloftheday.com

THIS IS COOL.

(via space-tentacles)